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Larry: There is no Cousin Larry there's only Lucky Larry! I'm gonna blow this town wide open! Now give me my chips!! |
Vegas |
| Larry: Hello! My name is Cossin Laleh Applehton. |
Speak, Memory |
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Balki: Cousin, I'm sorry but we're getting out of here! (picks up Larry) Larry: All right Balki. Put me down! Put me down! Put me down now! Balki: O.K. If you think it will help, you're short, you dress funny, and you walk like a duck! Larry: Oh, no, no, no! Set me down! Balki: O.K. |
Seven Card Studs |
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Larry: I have. . . All: Oh, God! Larry: A plan! |
Seven Card Studs |
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Larry: I'm using the four middle number of my credit card number, subtracting my shoe size, and mulitplying my age. Balki: 5281. Larry: (rips up paper) |
Safe at Home |
| oh my lorrrd!! |
EPISODE |
| "I'm sorry Balki, I didn't mean to yell at you, it's just that it's my car and it's your fault." |
Baby, You Can Drive My Car |
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Balki: Question. Is it just me or is that closet full of newspapers? Larry: It's not full. It's only head high. |
Up on a Roof |
| "I let you have a ceremony for King Ferdinand. I let you decorate the house with a salad bar, but there is no way that I am dressing like a snout merchant." |
Weekend at Ferdinand's |
| "Balki probably has to drink a remedy made from pig biproducts." |
Lethal Weapon |
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Jennifer: But it's ten below zero. Larry: Tell me about it. Yorgi is lying beak up somewhere.
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Bye, Bye, Birdie |
| "Balki, that's not how you meet women. That's how muggers meet women." |
First Date |
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Balki: Mr. Enright is being sued, and the man who relly sang on my video has a record out which is expected to go Plutonium! Larry: Not Plutonium, Platnum. And now he is going to be very very rich. And we... are not. |
Out of Sync |
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Larry: Did you know that Natalie Woods didn't do her own singing in West Side Story? Balki: I suppose you're going to tell me someone else sang for the Little Mermaid. Larry: Right. I'm not even going to tell you about Mr. Ed!
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Out of Sync |
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Balki: Cousin, I'm glad I found you. Now I'm safe! Larry: Yes, now you're safe. Who are you? |
Knock, Knock.. Who's There |
| "Balki, next time you meet someone with the word death tatooed anywhere on their body--stay away." |
That Old Gang of Mine |
| "Balki, I'm not saying anything bad has happened to Yorgi. He may have found a nice bird loving family, but he's not coming back here. He's gone. He's history. He's dead." |
Bye Bye Birdie |
| "Balki, I've never seen you turn up your nose at pig snout before." |
Digging Up the News |
| "Take one more step and the remote is dead meat." |
Couch Potato |
| "But if I had Bunky's bravado, I'd be basking with Brin in the bosom of the big Bramwell bucks, buddy! |
The Sunshine Boys |
| Balki: Cousin , I can always tell when you are lying becuase you repeat everything you say. Larry: I am not lying, I am not lying |
Weigh to go Buddy |
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Larry: "yes there is a problem; clauses B, H, and K are totally unaceptable. in addition, i would like private limousine service for fresh young balki b. and myself, and there is to be an ample supply of m&m's in the dressing room at all times- remove all the green ones." Clyve Enright: "no m&m's, no limo; clauses B, H, and K stay as is or he's out." larry: "deal! love it. good job." |
Out of Sync |
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Larry is trying to prove to his father that Mickey Mantle signed his baseball bat "I have the bat right here in the closet" (Larry looks in the closet) "The bat's in the basement!" |
Father Knows Best |
| "The code is mine- it is my code!" |
Safe at Home |
| "Frankly sir, i think you're a just a pompous old duffer who couldn't put his way out of a paper bag!" |
Hello Ball |
| "A commitment to who? To who? To the pool! To everybody in the pool! To the game itself! To america! To everything this country stands for! Why don't you just burn the flag while the laws still vague! " - might be a little off.. |
Everybody in the Pool |
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Larry: Balki, don't you think you're taking this Miami Vice thing a little too far? balki: Now wait just a minute cousin; don't you think thats a little like pa kettle calling ma kettle black? |
Night School Confidential |
| The police departmentis incompetant, inefficient, and stinks on ice! |
Night School Confidential |
| "The lottery is a scam, run by the state used to take advantage of people who missed out when they were passing out brains." |
The Lottery |
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(Larry and Balki have to change the sheets at a hospitol with the patient still in the bed. Larry wants Balki to strip the sheets while he holds the patient.) LARRY: Balki. I'll hold you strip. |
Disorderly Orderlies |
| "Yes Bunkee, I was a fool. I wanted to be your friend. I was foolish to think that you've changed since high school, but you're still a jerk, and I don't want to spend another minute with you." |
Sunshine Boys |
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BALKI: I don't know how do dat LARRY: Well luckily, I do know how do dat |
High Society |
| "Wayne, I'm sorry about all the, lies" |
Wayne Man |
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BALKI: Is it just me, or is there steam rising from your head? LARRY: It's just you. It's definately you rising from my head. |
New Kid on the Block |
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